Παιδιά δε θέλω να σας χαλάσω αλλά το Α είναι η FORTRAN
C: You shoot yourself in the foot.
FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-processing ability.
C: You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++: You accidently create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "that's me, over there."
Smalltalk: You spend so much time playing with the graphics and windowing system that your boss shoots you in the foot, takes away your workstation, and makes you develop in COBOL on a character terminal.
Edit: Πηγή
http://m5p.com/~pravn/foot.htmlΑναρωτιέμαι αν θα ήθελε κανείς να παρακολουθήσει μαθήματα FORTRAN
(υπάρχει τουλάχιστον ένας στο forum).
Aλλά ψάξτε στο διαδίκτυο: "if programming languages were cars" ή "if programming languages were religions" κ.α. και θα βρείτε ποια γλώσσα ταιριάζει στον καθένα.
